The Man-Snag Fund

Today I spotted a perfect dress in the window of one of the stores near my place of employment, and of course was fantasizing about it all day. Finally when I had a moment, and a fabulous friend (if you know what I mean) to shop with I decided I needed to rid myself of my lust by discovering just how much this exquisiteness would set me back. Well, it was a Betsy Johnson, and would set me back approximately 200 clams, (and this from the consignment shop!) so as you would image, I passed.
But said fabulous friend James came up with a perfect idea, the Man-Snag fund. I've told him how all my extended family is keen on getting me hitched, so he thinks they should make donations so I can have Man-Snagging attire. Brilliant.

To Anxious Family:

I would definitely snag a man in the hotness that is Betsy Johnson, so if you would like to donate to my Man-Snag fund, please send check, cash or money order payable to me. Thank you for your support.

Your Loving Relative,
Rachel