Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs...

Studied all day...
Bomb 1) Took quiz that most likely bombed.
B2) Crashed about 5 frozen pizza's on the floor in domino-like effect at Shaw's.
B3) Thirty seconds later crashed lowered price sign two asiles over while picking up huge cumbersome pack of t.p.
B4) Ninety seconds after that, nearly dumped all contents of shopping bags in race to power unlock my car before said tittering bags dump said contents.
B5) Upon entering my house, laden with afore mentioned shopping bags, wire key ring suddenly becomes unattached and keys fly all over the floor.
...ended up with some kind of clumsy disease, otherwise known as Acquired Klutz Syndrome or AKS. I don't think I'm contagious, and hopefully will be recovering soon. There may be some long term effects, such as tripping over nothing, running into closed doors while trying to open them, and dropping hot objects on exposed skin, other side effects may include running off at the mouth about unimportant subjects, or singing incoherent songs concerning immediate surroundings or events. I'm grateful for your understanding and support at this time.

Note to self:
Don't blog when you've spent nine hours reading and studying Physical Geography.