Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Nerds and Retail Therapy

Part I

I love school. I love going to the bookstore and paying exorbitant prices for paperbacks. I love buying pens and new notebooks. I love getting syllabi and plotting out my life according to when papers are due. I love those really annoying students that laugh too loud at all the professors jokes, and always have something to add to the discussion (well kind of love/hate them). I love outlining what I learned from reading assignments. I love highlighters. Love it! Yea, for class! I'm a total nerd...but sublimely happy.

Part II

There really is nothing like a new pair of sexy shoes. They are empowering on so many levels. They can help you send the sassy text, walk in front of that guy with the switch, and give you the confidence to get through the day with a tormented mind. Shoes are the best, but bags, and perfect jeans can do the trick too. Sigh...can it get any better than this? Hmm...

Thursday, January 25, 2007

An anticlimactic ending...

(Drum roll)

All eyes are still fixed on the girl in the spotlight, hands raised, ready to applaud; she is almost to the other side. She carefully places one foot in front of the other until finally her right foot lands on solid platform, then the left. She rips the blindfold off and raises both hands in the air.

(Drums and Horns: TA DA!!!)

The audience erupts with an approving standing ovation and shouts of praise as she takes her bows from high above.

Ring Leader: Yes, yes...isn't she marvelous?! Thank you ladies and gentlemen...an incredible feat accomplished!! Now for the next act...

The spotlight shifts and the Amazing Rachelli is left at the top of platform in the dark, the audience lost.


The End.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Rad X 2


I'm not telling where this came from. Do you see what I see?

And a most entertaining Saturday night activity:


Friday, January 19, 2007

And I Quote...

"You might win some, but you just lost one." Lauryn Hill

Friday, January 12, 2007

Shout Out

to the foxy latino man on the street who I thought was going to yell at me but actually helped me back into an itty bitty parking spot, without tapping anyone...thanks! you reminded me there is still a bit of human decency left in the world...even in the commonwealth of massachusetts.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Yes, I'll have the pears ganache with ice cream and wine reduction

Ah, to dine. Food, I think, is one of the best reasons for living. There are so many options to fill the immanent want that it can be difficult to settle on one thing. Have you ever looked over a menu at least 21 times because everything sounds perfect? I feel that I'm a pretty good order' but sometimes I end up with pan seared Ahi, and it's just not hitting the spot, or any spot for that matter.
But what if we only had one chance; one meal? What would we choose then?
I think most of us would start with a great appetizer like wings, artichoke dip, or chips and salsa to take the edge off our hunger and excite our taste buds for the real stuff. Then we would fill our plates with savory nosh meant to satisfy with color, texture, and taste. Maybe we would choose by the brief description on the menu that sounds soo appetizing but may not be what our guts tell us we want. Let's assume that we are true to ourselves even if that means we want mac and cheese. Then, when the plate is clean what would we crave? What would fill us with complete satisfaction? Dessert anyone?
Some would argue that dessert should be enjoyed first, just jump right in. But if you only have one chance, why would you jeopardize your appetite by indulging in dessert before you have tasted the amazing dinner that is offered to you. Also, you run the risk of crossing a masterful chef who has slaved over your supper. If you were to have dessert before dinner you wouldn't truly be full and you haven't experienced genuine nourishment. Essentially you've spoiled your dinner. The instant gratification of taking dessert first is not lasting, the sugar where's out and your left empty, still needing sustenance. The greatness of dessert is wasted in impatience. So let's not ruin it.
Back to our meal. your plate is before you. The Carb side: rice, pasta, bread. Not terribly exciting, if it's made well it can have some flavor, but for the most part it's just something to chew on. Store up that energy. The Veggie: green beans, salad, broccoli. It's healthy, crisp, but let's be honest, it's not that substantial, and it's not that good unless it's smothered in something that we really shouldn't be too fervently indulgent, like butter or cheese. Still we are left wanting. The Protein: steak, chicken, fish, (sorry, I'm not catering to the vegan's out there). This takes some time to get through, filling, engaging, there is some kind of comfort in it, and maybe it's a bit rare. Surely a notable element of the spread.
Now you can sit back and bask in the wealth of full. Okay, great meal; tasty, interesting, balanced. We made good choices to benefit our body, we have explored our unique taste and have come out better for it. Could there be something else? Are you finished?
Not me. I want dessert.
Does dessert ever get lonely waiting there for all those other inferior foods to be enjoyed and digested? Is dessert envious of the crispy salad, the zesty pasta, or the juicy steak? I think not.
Dessert is decadence. Dessert is sweet and rich, the pinnacle. It is completeness. Without doubt I would say dessert deepens the joy of a well crafted meal. And if we are talking the only meal, then dessert should most definitely be a part. It is the finish line, and is patient as such. Dessert is the essence of perfect timing, giving all it has to make one satisfyingly whole. Dessert has many forms, but generally has taken great care and time to become what it is. It is the goodnight kiss.
What am I saying? Dinner isn't over, save room for dessert.

Friday, January 5, 2007

To the bane of my Boston existance...

Yes, I'm talking to you, the army of meter persons stalking the city's public streets. I see you there, armed with that flaming orange un-rippable, waterproof paper and your unsympathetic, uncreative, pathetically cruel excuse for justice. That smug look of bloated self importance on your face. The BDT patch of authority. What do you do, really? You ruin people's lives. Because you are life ruiner's. Actually, I won't give you that much credit...hour ruiner's at most.
You spend your days skulking behind dumpsters and down dark alley's waiting to pounce. And for what? What satisfaction do you glean from monitoring the only Utah license on the street. Pretty easy target I'm sure...but I guess I can't blame you for your lack of imagination or interest in a more fulfilling pursuit.
I filled the meter!!! Sorry, I don't move my car three spaces up every two hours!!! I was busy...working...at a job that I actually like. Nevertheless you will not defeat me, I will prevail. I will move my car with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. From this day forward I will be ahead of your fiendish game, I will laugh in the face of day glow violations. It's only money after all, but you have sold your souls...what happened to your childhood dreams of becoming professional ice skaters, astronauts, or paleontologists? Sad. Okay, maybe I've gone too far...maybe. Dirty jackals.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Of Guts And Glory

Today I was asked if there was anything in my life that I would do differently had I the chance. After an honest reflection, I said not really. I think I could have lived without falling in love with approximately two men, but still those experiences have shaped me for who I am, better or worse. Coincidentally I pulled a very fitting fortune out of a cookie today: "The best men are molded of their faults." I would dare say this applies to women as well. Over all, I'm quite happy with my unconventional and unscripted life.
But with this review of things Rachel, I came to the conclusion that I often use masochistic phrasing when driving my point home. This came to my attention as I found myself using such phrasing just a tad more than usual today. For example, "If you don't turn off that Celine Dion I'm going to jump out the window." I also have a affinity for I'd rather's, such as "I'd rather poke my eye out with a fork," or "I'd rather sever my big toe," and my favorite "I'd rather shoot myself in the knee." I don't know where I developed my fondness for gore, somehow I feel that I must be explicit in my dislike of a situation. Maybe I shouldn't read Dante. Anyhow...I'm sorry if I offend, especially for my flippant use of verbal exploration in suicidal outlets.
I guess what I'm getting at is this: despite my weirdness, and semi-unaccomplished self, I like me. And I like that I don't park well, and that I eat carbs, and I don't really care. What? That's all.