no explanation necessary...

Me, Meeee, Meeeah!!!

So, this tag disease thing is going around and although I object, I've decided to submit, as I have nothing to blog about right now and I was gently coaxed by a friend using circa 1992 slang. And since I feel that updating with mindless drivel is better than not blogging for, oh I don't know...5 months, like this guy I know...I'll call him S. Wood, no Seth W. And since I've really liked all the tags I've read...I'm doing it.

Jobs that I've had:

loads.
favs:
Brigthton Ski Resort-Utah
Togwotee Lodge-Wyoming
Art Dekko Crew for LDS Temples-Anchorage Alaska, Newport Beach California
Su Casa Mexican Restaurant-my alternate family for more years than I'm willing to admit-B town Utah
Mad Science-Love/hate relationship actually-Boston
Eclipse Salon-who else gets to have gay men play dress up with them at work?-Boston

Movies I Can Watch A Million Times:

Romeo + Julie-The Baz Luhrmann version, gosh I love it!!
Moulin Rouge-Also the Baz, also so good I want to sew it to my heart and use it as a pace maker.
Legally Blonde-don't ask me why.
Garden State-although I'm not watching it anymore, if I put the soundtrack in my car I will end up listening to it incessantly for 2 months.
Hamlet-the Kenneth Branah/Kate Winslet version...sigh.
Batman Begins-or any other comic book movie really.
okay the list could go on and on...

Places I've lived:

Utah
Idaho
Virginia
New Jersey...I know.
San Diego
Newport Beach
Wyoming
Boston

Shows I Watch:

I don't really watch TV, but if I did I would watch Conan O'Brien all the days long.

Places I've Been to Visit:

Yellowstone-so, so many times...but still love it.
Ecuador
Canada
Most of the States on the edges, who needs the middle (except for Texas of course)

Favorite Foods:

My Mom's Christmas Tree Bread
Mexican, Indian, Thai, Greek, etc.
Anything spicy, as some of you know how important this is to me.
Deluca's cranberry chicken salad sandwich.

Websites I Visit:

The essentials: gmail, google, blogs
Amazon
BBC
Volcano observatory link page-http://www.geo.mtu.edu/volcanoes/links/observatories.html
I'm feeling a bit vulnerable right now.

Things I Want to Do:

Everything that doesn't involve me and heights.

People I would like to play kissing tag with...

Well...I have to leave something to the imagination don't I?


Bored yet? Yeah, me too.

Universe Calling...

Yesterday mid-morning I was walking to work, minding my own business, looking down at my dirty sunglasses and listening to my ipod enjoying what would most definitely be a lovely day. Suddenly, a murderous vine reached out from it's backyard home and bit me on my lower lip, the vicious thorny teeth drawing blood. Appalled at the ferocious nature of what I would have previously believed to be a mild natured living green thing, I quickened my pace without looking back, thinking that said vine could possibly be staring at it's now unreachable victim.

Only slightly shaken, but laughing to myself as I nursed my ridiculous wound obtained whilst walking in a perfectly normal urban situation, I asked the question: why do silly things like this happen to me? I pondered all the way to work, with the salty blood taste in my mouth and a throbbing pout. I tried to recall everything I knew about Little Shop of Horrors, which was entirely unhelpful since I know nothing about the play except a plant eats people-not comforting. Am I destined to become Flora brunch? Will I be granted safe passage next time? Either way I determined not to exact revenge on the way home as I would be passing the same way, I would just steer clear-who knows what plants are capable these days...I mean, do they communicate? Can they organize?

But then...light bulb! I figured it out...I told the Universe I wanted a Vampirian love affair, and the Universe returned in kind with a kiss from a bloodsucking vine.

Lesson Learned: Be careful what you wish for. I still want a Vampire boyfriend.

Delicious.

I want a Vampire boyfriend.

Out of Service.

I have lost my will to blog...